So I really hope I’m not making this up, but I’m puh-retty sure I heard this one saying one time about how you can tell a lot about a person by the state of their sock drawer..? (Confession: this might have been on Veggie Tales.)
I really like it when bloggers take or make surveys. Yeah, you can learn a lot about someone through their regularly scheduled (or, in my case, wonderfully erratic) posting, but surveys pose the deep questions, man; they probe people for all these little delicious bits and pieces you would have never known about them otherwise.
So surveys are like sock drawers. Just for all y’all, since I love ya so much, I took a trip into the dank abyss and snapped a photo. Any psychologists in the audience? I’m sure this is a veritable peep into my soul. Let’s see, we have…a massive bag of leftover Halloween candy…socks that haven’t fit since I was 6…old bottles of nail polish, a beanbag, dirt, grime, pine needles, miscellaneous hodgepodge…a baby doll bottle…several dead spiders…
*clears throat nervously*
I’m really in the survey-taking kinda mood right now, but incidentally…I’m not, actually. No pre-existing surveys, at any rate. I just want to tell you guys random facts about myself, so I think I’ll pass it off under the guise of creating my own survey! and you guys can participate as well, either in the comments (answer your favorite questions!) or on your own blogs! Link up! Let’s have a party!
Favorite type of workout? Oh, gosh and golly. Why do I pick such hard questions? I guess if I’m being totally honest, I like a leisurely but looong bike ride. Walks are nice too. Pretty scenic, none too aerobic.
Favorite type of cheese (or cheeze)? Parmigiano reggiano, definitely. It does contain rennet :(, but…I make the exception because…it’s delicious.
You’re on death row but they have allowed you to choose a most extravagant last meal. What is it? A hot fudge brownie sundae the size of my torso.
Favorite variable to use in an algebra problem? I must confess I’m pretty traditional. I love x. In fact it always really bugs me when a variable is t or y or something if there’s not already an x in the problem. Please just stick with x.
Favorite outfit? I’m mainly just including this question because I just got a really cute outfit from ModCloth with a pretty yellow cardigan, a typewriter-patterend tee, and wedges. Look.
Hashtag selfie swag. We’ll try to ignore how atrocious I am at taking selfies. Also, from this rather awkward angle, you can’t tell that the paper coming out of the typewriter ironically says “laptop”, which is one of the best parts of the shirt. Alas.
This is literally my only outfit that looks like…an outfit, and I normally haven’t got an ounce of fashion sense, so I’m really hoping someone else will take this survey and give me some inspiration. Pretty please?
Favorite caffeinated beverage? For me it really depends. If I need a lot of caffeine then I’ll drink some coffee (black, I don’t mind), and I do like coffee, but tea offers so much more variety! I really like chai spice in the morning.
One of your favorite fictional characters has shown up on your doorstep, ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. Who are they, and where do you go? It’s the Doctor. Preferably the tenth incarnation, though I wouldn’t say no to 9. I suppose we go to Barcelona. 🙂
Any tattoos you’d like? I feel like this says a lot about a person. I am actually DYING to come of age and have full autonomy over my body and write sompin’ pretty on it. (Please do not suddenly go into cardiac arrest, grandparents reading this.) I’d like a few, actually, probably on my back, literary ones; lines from poems that speak to me and that come back to me a lot or inside references to favorite works. After reading Good Omens, I really want “ineffability and all that” somewhere, like along a collarbone. Some Sarah Kay lines, too, like “this world is made of sugar” (from one of my favorite spoken word poems of all time, B.) And I absolutely PROMISE to the adults in my life that I won’t be rash about this; I think my rule will be that if I still love a line or a quote as much as I did when I first read it 1-2 years later, then it can go somewhere on my person. 🙂 I hope to gradually amass a little collection of my favorite words. I’ve given this a good deal of thought, and yes I KNOW they will be with me forever and I KNOW I will become elderly and they will sag and spot but HOPEFULLY only people I really trust are going to be seeing my back when I’m in my 70s-80s and onwards. ALSO, if I get really fit and well-toned before getting said tattoos, it will be a good incentive to keep the muscle definition, since if I let it turn back into flab the tattoos will warp. 😉
(I’m not a huge fan of needles or blood [gah, blood especially], so this is an odd little yearning on my part, but incidentally I am a fan of meaningful and beautiful body art. Huh. Who woulda thought…)
I don’t know about dyeing it. I’m really envious of those lovely ladies who are rockin’ blue or red locks, but, deep down, I know I’m not meant to be one of them. It would be cool to have orange hair but not very socially acceptable and I am not deep enough into don’t-give-a-crap mode to go for it. I am thinking about getting highlights once it gets longer, though.
Favorite smell? Just-baked brownies, vanilla extract, old books. (That was three. Whoopsies.)
Favorite sound? Laughter (certain people’s especially), Citrus whistling (as long as it’s not the middle of the night), little kids with adorable lisps reading aloud, pages of a book turning, pens scratching paper, marbles rolling across a hardwood floor, meadowlark song. That was too many. Whoopsies.
For anyone interested in taking the survey themselves, here are the questions, in order:
- Favorite type of workout?
- Favorite type of cheese (or cheeze)?
- Last meal.
- Favorite variable to use in an algebra problem?
- Favorite outfit?
- Favorite caffeinated beverage?
- One of your favorite fictional characters has shown up on your doorstep ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. Who are they, and where do you go?
- Any tattoos you’d like?
- Hair color? Would you ever dye it? Chop it all off?
- Favorite smell?
- Favorite sound?
Also, you gotta show us your sock drawer. 😉 No straightening up beforehand, that’s cheating.
A good breakaway from the monotony of “what’s your dream vacation?”-type surveys, methinks. 🙂 I’m really dying to know what everyone’s favorite variable is.